If you find yourself on this page, and upon finding yourself here, you find yourself wondering what the hell is up with this page, I will save you the trouble of wondering any further. This is my on-screen notepad, my online sticky note, my virtual brainstorm. All the drivel you see below–those are little reminders about things I keep meaning to write about. Most of them will mean nothing to you. (Sadly, that may still be true when they become actual posts. Oh well.)

I am leaving comments open on this page because I am always looking for things to write about; so if you find yourself here and you’re feeling inspirational and benevolent, drop me a question or suggest a topic, and I will give you half the profits from the post you inspired. Or, you know, credit you by name.

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52 things I want to do this year

Reba

tampons/Mia

ear/hearing paranoia

Zyrtec in the toilet

loose cow

my hair, oh god, my hair