I give you…KONG! Cat Kong, that is.

Now starring in a new feature film, “Cat Kong vs. Catzilla!” Behold, Catzilla!

I took these last week during a thunderstorm that was supposed to bring tennis ball-size hail and multiple tornadoes to my area. They said so on The Weather Channel. I am terrfied of tornadoes, so I curled up on the floor with the animals and my favorite comforter and watched “Friends.” Might as well go out happy, I always say. But neither the hail nor the tornadoes ever came, and once the thunderstorm was over I just stayed in the floor, mainly because Suzanna was so happy to have me on her turf that she positioned herself just so on the comforter and pinned me to the ground. I had my camera nearby (I don’t know, maybe I was going to attempt to photograph the airborne cows), so I snapped these pictures of Chapin, who was less inclined to snuggle and more interested in walking across my head. I didn’t set out to make him seem like a giant, but seriously, it’s not difficult. He IS a giant. On the outside. On the inside he is a wuss, a baby, a drama queen. I wish I could record his teeny little voice for you, and then these pictures would be even more amusing.